Say hello to Sharon!

   After a few days in the hospital, Sharon is back to her old self again! We'll have to talk her out of that restraining order on the VP, because that would make things far more difficult in the workplace. Not to mention the scandalous implications.

-CEO

I'm back!

/Voice to Text on/
   After some rest, I'm back to my old self. That's right. Muhuhahaha, ehem. Now time to get back to business. Remember to do you're repetitive, soulless tasks and you might earn a raise.   Pfft.

-VP

We found Elton, He was just in the closet.

   The company pet, Elton John has actually not been taken. He escaped, only to be found in the lobby's coat room. We realize the irony of finding Elton in the closet - the statement will remain unchanged despite this.

-CEO

Who's playing with Elton John?

   Our company pet, Elton John the lizard has been reportedly taken from the animal dormitory a couple hours ago. If you've seen who - or are the said assailant, please return him.

-CEO

Weekly Update #1

Weekly Company Update

   After some intense searching, security has located the source of the eerie howling from the back. And in the process found the VP living out of a dumpster, chewing on his medicine container. God knows where he found it. At least he was weak enough to be captured and given the backup Tramadol. The VP will be back at his desk by Tuesday.

   The graffiti in the dining hall has been reviewed, and got 9/10 from critics. The nudity has to go though, sorry Jake. The rating is expected to drop after cleaning to 7/10.

   Shakespeare is now banned from all company restrooms. The wordplay was hilarious, but you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

   Sharon, as well as 7 security guards are still in the hospital. All seem to be making good recoveries.
We got all of your get better soon cards, and they especially like the flowers! Thanks everybody!
  
   The damage done to floors 8 through 10 of the executive building has been repaired, with additions to make the building more eco-friendly.

   The weekly special is sweet and sour chicken.

-CEO

Send our Medical adviser a get better card.

   Sharon, our beloved medical advisor and company doctor has had her face smashed in to the clinic's office desktop. Please send her a get better soon card, I'm sure it would make her day.
- side note, the VP is still loose in the halls, please return his medicine ASAP.

-CEO

The VP needs his medicine.

  Attention: Who ever stole the VP's meds, please return them. He gets very cranky when he's off them, and$%^kyi4vkzsub.ziksv.kszubfksebzg/bskgeevJ
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-Sharon

Our Investors!

Take a look at our totally un-suspicious investors! Legitimate business FTW!
http://edwards-interfinance.blogspot.com/p/interfinance.html

-VP

Introduction to Edwards InterFinance

   The Saga of Edwards Interfinance is one of a large accounting firm in a mythical superpower called Arcadiom located somewhere in the North Pacific. Run by James Edwards, this blog dictates the action of the good hearted, philanthropistic CEO who just wants to help, the incompetent VP who runs the company like a sweat shop, and the ever-hopeful Company Physican who optimistically cleans up the messes.

   Always cutting corners, the VP will flim-flam the employees and the clients alike for the sake of profit, with the misunderstanding that the CEO is trying to do the same, while, the Company Physician manages crisis after crisis with unwavering optimism, and more than a little medical skill. We welcome you to follow our little fiction along the way as things comically unfold.

   -Creator