Sorry, James

   Sorry to steal your account, but something has to be done to instill the fear of god in these slackers. Results have been abysmal in recent months, all year we've only had to clients! A PORNOGRAPHIC BOOKSTORE AND A MICROWAVE COMPANY!!! Both in Bigtopia, figures. This is nothing to be proud of. I have ordered Dr. Bag muffin or whatever to put those with sub-par work ethics into room 101. Good luck, lazy bums.

-VP

A New Day

      The corporate espionage carried out by the Barnstein law firm has been dealt with. As you are all probably aware, the company blog had been hacked - preventing any changes. Now that we are able to freely share company information among employees, things will be getting done a lot faster. For some reason.

-CEO