Well hello everyone!
It's been quite some time since we last spoke! I've been off on sabbatical running my clinic (Dr. Karl's Women's Health and Cannabis Distribution Fitness Center [DKWHCDFC]), and haven't had the time to stop by! But rest assured we are back and in business!
Now, there are some things we absolutely must address. First off, there is to be no more "secret herbs" in the kitchen. I know you people like to celebrate, and it may be legal elsewhere, but that is a definite no-no in this establishment. The last thing we need is another investigation.
Second, the VP is to be reported immediately if he is found inside a non-designated area. These areas include, but are not limited to, the kitchen, bathrooms, office-space, clinic, sub-basements I-IX, and the FEV testing laboratory. Should you find him where he shouldn't be, page security and take cover.
Thirdly, there was an incident involving the Treponema pallidum we had been brewing. Not to cause any commotion, but if floors I-LXI could swing by the clinic sometime soon, that would be fantastic. Also, please bring your own lunch for the next few days and make sure to use prophylactics!
Sharon has returned from her medical leave and is back amongst us! Now some of you might be saying, "Dr. Karl, where the hell was she for an entire year?" Well, first you shouldn't use that type of language, you potty mouth, but Sharon suffered from a transcending prolapse, but she is now 100% on her A-game and is ready for work! Also, the VP is scheduled for an appointment at 11:00 but he never came. Please send him my way.
T'estimo!
Karl Q. Baggamuphin, MD DO DDS DPM PhD LLC, Company Physician
Good to see you giving us some updates again, Karl! It's been absolute hell around here without you. :)
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