Enough is enough. The VP has been off his treatment for the last time. I am digging into my own pockets to get an armory in every office sect, each containing bear-mace, tasers, and tranquilizers respectively. You all have had the training, and I'm sorry. If any of you have alternatives for this problem, please come see me in my office.
P.S. No bis(2-chloro-ethyl) sulfide, Karl. I looked it up, that's mustard gas. That kills people, Karl. Bad Karl. :(
-CEO
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