Thursday 22 October 2015

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   I am sending this message by touching two lose wires together using my teeth. Thank god I know my binary code. Listen up you fuckers. You get me out of this cell and I'll get you all a .000000000000000000001% raise in salary. Maybe double that. Also, you're not getting your precious "romance" novels back James. They are obscene, and deserve to be destroyed. That being said how they got where they are now is a mystery to me. I fell on them I guess. SHARON MAKE THE NASTY MAN STOP, I CAN HEAR THEM COMING, I THINK THEY HAVE THE H

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